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Ten Sex Toys Every Nerd With a Vagina Should Have!

by Louisa Klein

Considering nerds asexual (especially women) is a common misconception.  We female nerds like to have physical fun just like the next girl, no, not just like her: In a very naughtily nerdish way! So, here’s for you gals a list of the best nerdish sex toys to have fun with this year!

1.Let’s start with what I call “The Star Wars pleasure package” which is definitely my all time number one. I mean, here we have two different lightsaber vibrators (dark side and good side of the Force) as well as a Death Star ball gag (to whoever invented it: You are a fricking genius) and a Darth Vader vibrator that is beyond badass. You’re going to have a stellar time with this, girls, I promise!

2. A very close second is the Dildo with Batman ‘s head. This was for sale on Etsy and I understand it got sold out several times. Of course we all know why.

Then we have Sailor Moon crystal wand. Yes, you’ve read correctly. Some naughty, nerdish genius invented such a dildo to please all of us who grew-up watching this anime.

3.Let’s say you’re now a woman but still in love with Sailor Moon. If you miss this show, craving more Sailor Moon in your life, but in a sort of more “mature way”, then this dildo is totally for you! Made of surgical glass that looks like the crystal the Sailor Guardians are looking for in season 1, it can be put in the fridge or warmed-up in hot water, to take you to the Moon and back, so to speak. Perfect to use with someone who’s eager to “punish you, in the name of the Moon”!

4.The Who pleasure package. Almost as ingenious as the Star Wars one, this package has it all: A Dalek-shaped dildo, a Sonic vibrator and Tardiss spanking pad! What more do you want? This package will take you to a whole new dimension, be sure of it!

5.Then we have what’s called “The Night Kink”. This is a gigantic, Games of Thrones inspired dildo that looks like it’s made of ice and glows in the dark. Yeah, girls, “winter is coming” and so are you …

6.Another must-have is this tentacle dildo, ideal if you’re a Verne fan and kept wondering what was the relationship between Captain Nemo and the Kraken. If you want to unleash the Kraken in you, you must first insert a part of the Kraken in you… Can it get any kinkier? I don’t think so!

7. If you, like me, are a classic epic fantasy fan (and by that I mean that you not only like Tolkien, but also trashy 80s movie like “Legend” and “Krull”), then this is a must have. I mean, there’s nothing like a dildo shaped as unicorn corn to make a girl happy; especially if said girl collects all things unicorns, which has nothing to do with me, of course. I mean, the fact  the icon for this blog’s tip jar is a unicorn farting rainbow is a pure coincidence.   

8.And finally something real special for you, nerdish Trans women with a vagina but also a functioning prostate: For sale on Ali Express you find this amazing “Bat plug”, a silicone prostate massager with 9 different speeds. What more can I say? Only: “Robin! The Bat plug!”

9.I wasn’t sure about this dildo first: I mean, I was never an Incredible Hulk fan. Plus, his catch phrase is “Hulk smash!” And all he seems capable of is  relentless brutality and … OK, I take it back: I LOVE this one! 😉

10 Last, but not least, this funny Superman dildo that comes with a cape! Yeah, of course to use it you must first take the cape off, it’s kind of unpractical but still … It’s a Superman dildo and since there’s no kryptonite around, we can relax and enjoy!

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